SO CLOSE.

Every day, first thing in the morning upon waking up, I do a Google search for “bret michaels crushed.”

Today, finally, I got somewhere:

It ain’t much, buuuut…

If he hadn’t had that cowboy hat on, his flesh bandanna would have popped right off.

I can’t help but wonder what Daisy thought about all of this when she heard.  Wasn’t she madly in love with him?

Wait, what??

Wait, what??

Meh.  She probably just queefed on her man-servant and went back to sleep.

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