As a child, I was given a lecture about strangers. I was asked by my mother what I would do in the event that a stranger offered me candy if I would go into their house or get into their car.
My sister reports that I scratched my little head, looked off into the distance as if searching for the answer somewhere in the space beyond the couch, and responded: “Welp. Welp, ah guess ah would jes take the candy, then run away REAL fast.”
Well no one ever thought of THAT before.
Duh.
Cupcake Heartbreak 