As a child, I was given a lecture about strangers. I was asked by my mother what I would do in the event that a stranger offered me candy if I would go into their house or get into their car.
My sister reports that I scratched my little head, looked off into the distance as if searching for the answer somewhere in the space beyond the couch, and responded: “Welp. Welp, ah guess ah would jes take the candy, then run away REAL fast.”
Well no one ever thought of THAT before.
One response to “Take the candy.”
You’re brilliant, and, did you used to have a southern accent or something?