Take the candy.

As a child, I was given a lecture about strangers.  I was asked by my mother what I would do in the event that a stranger offered me candy if I would go into their house or get into their car.

My sister reports that I scratched my little head, looked off into the distance as if searching for the answer somewhere in the space beyond the couch, and responded:  “Welp.  Welp, ah guess ah would jes take the candy, then run away REAL fast.”

Well no one ever thought of THAT before.

Duh.

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One response to “Take the candy.

  1. You’re brilliant, and, did you used to have a southern accent or something?

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