Dear Fucking Asshole in London and Piece of Shit in Worcester, Massachusetts:
PLEASE STOP USING MY CREDIT CARD BECAUSE WHEN YOU SPEND MY MONEY I CAN’T SPEND MY MONEY.
ON LIKE FOOD AND BUS FARE AND RENT.
ALL THINGS I NEED.
I DOUBT THAT WHATEVER YOU PURCHASED AT THE BP SERVICE STATION TODAY FOR $200 WAS SOMETHING THAT YOU ABSOLUTELY NEEDED.
FUCK YOU.
LOVE,
YOUR BENEFACTRESS
Cupcake Heartbreak 
So sorry about the douches stealing all your cheddar.
Hope THIS cheers you up some:
http://offbeatbride.com/2009/07/katamari-damacy-wedding/#referrer
TOTALLY! That is the cutest goddamn thing I have ever seeeeeeeeeen!!!
THANK YOU, Internet BFF!!!